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'I don't date vampires. I kill them.' My name is Anita Blake. Vampires call me the Executioner. What I call them isn't repeatable. Ever since the Supreme Court granted the undead equal rights, most people think vampires are just ordinary folks with fangs. I know better. I've seen their victims. I carry the scars ... But now a serial killer is murdering vampires - and the most powerful bloodsucker in town wants me to find the killer.
Contemporary Romance Series Starters with Alpha Males, Cowboys, Military Heroes and Bad Boy Billionaires
Author: Tessa Layne
Pubpsher: Shady Layne Media
What’s your guilty pleasure? Pick your poison. USA Today Bestselling Author Tessa Layne brings you the first book in each of her steamy contemporary romance collections. Prairie Heat is the series starter for The Cowboys of the Flint Hills. For lovers of rough and rugged alpha males and the strong, sassy heroines that bring them to their knees. A Hero’s Honor is the series starter for the Heroes of Resolution Ranch, a spinoff from The Cowboys of the Flint Hills. Filled with sexy military heroes and the women that have them putting their hearts on the front line. Mr. Pink is the series starter for The Case Brothers. For lovers of bad boy billionaires who have a soft spot for smart, independent women. Wild Thang is your introduction to The Titans of Tech a series of very naughty romantic comedies. These guilty pleasures are steamy, sexy and oh-so-naughty.
One of Daphne Wade's guilty pleasures is to watch the Duke of Tremore as he works, shirtless, on the excavation site of his ducal estate. Anthony Courtland is by far the most exciting and handsome man she has ever known, and she dreams of one day being able to speak with him without getting tongue tied. Anthony, meanwhile, only sees Daphne as a hard worker on his excavation team. He considers her a plain young lady and says so in a careless remark to a friend, unaware that Daphne is outside the library door, her heart shattering to pieces. So Daphne decides she will not be so silly any longer. She begins to be tutored in the social graces, forcing Anthony to see the beauty who has been right in front of his eyes.
Few people associate law books with humor. Yet the legal world--in particular the American legal system--is itself frequently funny. Indeed, jokes about the profession are staples of American comedy. And there is actually humor within the world of law too: both lawyers and judges occasionally strive to be funny to deal with the drudgery of their duties. Just as importantly, though, our legal system is a strong regulator of humor. It encourages some types of humor while muzzling or punishing others. In a sense, law and humor engage a two-way feedback loop: humor provides the raw material for legal regulation and legal regulation inspires humor. In Guilty Pleasures, legal scholar Laura Little provides a multi-faceted account of American law and humor, looking at constraints on humor (and humor's effect on law), humor about law, and humor in law. In addition to interspersing amusing episodes from the legal world throughout the book, the book contains 75 New Yorker cartoons about lawyers and a preface by Bob Mankoff, the cartoon editor for the New Yorker.
Secrets. Lies. And a mysterious house… Heiress Willow Jackson didn’t do commitment. Her father was on his fifth…or maybe sixth…wife, so Willow had seen too often how lives could be destroyed by marriage and infidelity. But when she discovers that she’s inherited a house…from a grandmother her father hadn’t ever told her about, Willow is determined to learn more about this mysterious woman. What she wasn’t prepared for was the tall, intimidating man snapping at her from the doorway of the creepy house. Cooper Adams stepped into Willow’s life, big and terrifyingly handsome in a scary, sexy way. He wasn’t ready for the intense awareness and yearning that she would provoke inside of him. And Willow definitely wasn’t prepared for the sweet, caring way that Cooper took care of his grandmother, showing her that men weren’t all idiots and jerks. But could Willow take a chance on Cooper? Did she dare to uproot her whole life, knowing that marriage and love were only temporary things?
In Debt to the Dom; Bought for the Billionaire's Bed
Author: Jan Bowles
Pubpsher: Siren Pub Incorporated
In Debt to the Dom [Siren Classic: Erotic BDSM Romance, suspense, sex toys] At twenty-eight, Maddie James has risen through the ranks of investment bank Goldstein Rivers to achieve great success. All of that changes when she receives a demand for half a million dollars for the safe return of her sister. Torn between her allegiance to her job and the demands of the kidnappers, she secretly wires the money, hoping to replace it with the sale of her house. When thirty-six-year-old wealthy businessman Keaton Rivers discovers the money is missing from his company, he suspects Maddie. Will he throw her to the wolves or find another way for her to repay the debt? As a Dom, Keaton knows Maddie would make the perfect submissive. From the very first moment he laid eyes on her, he'd wanted her. Only this time it will be on his terms...To save her career, will Maddie make a deal with the Dom? Note: This book contains anal sex. ** Bought for the Billionaire's Bed [Siren Everlasting Classic: Erotic Contemporary Romance, bondage] Thirty-five-year-old self-made billionaire Trent Mavers needs more excitement in his life. The social scene in New York has left him thoroughly disillusioned. When he meets twenty-five-year-old Swedish beauty Mia Johansson at a charity auction, he believes he's found the perfect woman. Sexy, alluring and highly intelligent, she is dressed to kill and is everything he desires. However, Mia is not all she seems. She is hiding her true identity. After a night of unbridled passion in the billionaire's bed, she soon finds herself in serious trouble when her deception is uncovered. The only person who can save her now is Trent Mavers, the very man she has deceived. Is he acting out of kindness by spending thousands of dollars to help her, or has the billionaire really just bought her for his bed? Note: This book contains anal sex. ** A Siren Erotic Romance